I walk into the kitchen and I hear this,
Coworker 1- “You need a stud. I got the std all I need is you!”
Coworker 2- “Ohh! That made me quiver in my pants!”
Me- *turns right back around and walks out*
before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.
and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.
don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not
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